Me:
HE DID. It was weird because I had forgotten he'd gotten it, and then one day he went to the restroom with something in a giant plastic bag, and OF COURSE my mind was like SEX THINGS. Because when in doubt my brain's first reaction is SEX THINGS.
Kayla:
Uh yes, Sex Things. Definitely Sex Things.
Me:
Except it was just lotion for his tattoo.
Kayla:
Lotion for his "tattoo".
Me:
No. NO. STOP IT. NO SPECIFICS. We can say SEX CONVENTION or SEX THINGS, but NO SPECIFICS.
Kayla:
Hey, you're the one who has touched the condoms :p
Me:
Okay, no- I FOUND his condoms. I did not under ANY circumstances touch them.
