Guys, it is imperative that we talk about this show. But not just because it is actually fascinating (and it is, whole heartedly so)- but because it is also “Jersey Shore” fascinating. I mean just look at those dresses! They are ten times more ludicrous than most things Snookie might wear. And these aren’t even the ones that have lights in them! That’s right some 17 yr old bride walked down the aisle (well, barely) in a giant, massive light up pink wedding dress complete with diamond encrusted tiara perched atop her head. But that is nothing (NOTHING) compared to the couple WHO HAD AN OWL AS THE RING BEARER. Let me repeat that because I don’t think you quite grasp the epic shit that is going on here- AN OWL WAS THEIR MOTHERFUCKING RING BEARER. I mean I don’t know what more there is to say, other then watch this show. Watch it now. Watch it long. Watch it hard. Because it might literally be the best thing ever.