So this is just, like, a really really good picture of Donald Glover.
(Source: pacman92, via communitythings)
After a day of running errands, I walked back to my car only to discover that the car parked perpendicular to me seemed to be leaking some kind fluid (I assumed it was something along lines of coolant or radiator fluid because this is what television and movies have taught me). ANYWAY, I think that these people hanging out in the van are now stranded in this mall parking lot and I especially feel bad for the dude that is leaning on the side of the engine near the wheel well, who looked like he was trying to deal with the leakage. Now, I’m clearly not a mechanic but you don’t need to have trade skills to help someone out so I asked if they were okay or if they needed help. He then proceeded to mock my inquiry, repeating my question back to me in a falsetto that was supposed to be an imitation of my voice. So I got in my car, because fuck that noise, and that’s when I realized that there was nothing wrong with their van. In fact, it wasn’t leaking at all. And the only reason copious amounts of liquid were amassing underneath was because the dude was peeing on it.
And that’s why you just mind your own goddamn business.
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Uh, so I may or may not be going to the Teen Wolf Premiere screening and Q&A tonight…actually, no, I am. I totally am. I just phrased it like that so you wouldn’t think less of me for being really super into an MTV show. But whatever- I got street cred for days. So yes, I am totally going to this and nothing you say can rain on my parade. My lovely, little, furry teenage werewolf parade.
Had to put this little guy down this week. He was old and crotchety and extremely loyal. Sometimes when he got his hair shorn for the summer, he looked like Falcor from The Neverending Story. He was the angriest badger whenever we gave him a bath but a total sweetheart the rest of the time. So here’s to Angus McGregor, my favorite crumudgeon- you will be missed, Sir.
Don’t look at me like that. We’re fine. We can stop anytime we want to.
Because it is now 2012, which is like 11 years too late to be using a Kid Rock song as the anthem for your movie. Seriously, stop it.