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Jun 16

Things I think about when I’m waiting for the oven timer to go off:

Oh God. Did I miss it? I bet I missed. And now everything is burned. MY LIFE IS RUINED. 

Jun 14

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Jun 13

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Jun 12

Thoughts I have almost every day:

Finish the fucking books, George. 

Jun 11

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Jun 10

Why Couldn't He Just Take Up Knitting?

“If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.” — Frank Ocean (via thedrollhouse)

Jun 08

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Jun 07

thankyoubasedgosh:

cinelander:

EW Cover: ‘BREAKING BAD’ the final season

NO

It’s probably better if I just start sobbing now. 

thankyoubasedgosh:

cinelander:

EW Cover: ‘BREAKING BAD’ the final season

NO

It’s probably better if I just start sobbing now. 

(via trickspinner)

“Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself. That’s what I think. So don’t settle for anything less. In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount.” — Haruki Murakami (via monkeyknifefight)

(Source: rochelledelaroche, via monkeyknifefight)