February 2012
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I Don't Want to Alarm Anyone
But I’ve just spent the last 20mins google image searching Skrillex photos with my co-worker (because we had a battle to see who can find the most ridiculous one) which is how we discovered that there is apparently Skrillex/Deadmau5 slash out there? I don’t know about this world anymore, dudes, I just don’t know.
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Guess Who I'm Going to Spend an Evening With In...
The Motherfucking Avett Brothers!!! Tickets are purchased and my heart has grown three sizes due to all the excitement and glee. So unbelievably stoked.
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Things I Hate More Than Having To Do Coverage on a...
Having to do coverage on a script about old people.
Things I Hate More Than Having To Do Coverage on a Script About Old People:
Having to do coverage on a script about old people that contains two separate references to old people sex in the first 10 pages.
I mean, you might as well just kill me now and throw my body in the river to be discovered by a hobo.
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If on your bucket list you happen to have: Meet...
Then you can just go ahead and cross that one off because I am fucking terrible at it.
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You are beautiful like demolition. Just the thought of you draws my knuckles...
– Henry Rollins (via beatriceisaunicorn)
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Sometimes My Brain Can Be A Smutty Place.
Mike: I have the same hand size as [BEAN].
Me: That's what makes you special.
Mike: That's why they hired me and that's why they won't fire me.
Me: In case [BEAN] ever needs a hand double.
Mike: Exactly.
Me: ...In my haste to type that out I almost wrote hand job before I realized that was not at all what I meant.
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Darling, nothing is final ‘til you’re dead, and even then, I’m...
– Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent
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It Will Be A Cold, Hard Day In Hell Before I...
Me: Well suck it up, because I don't want to listen to you whinge on and on about fucking "Drive Me Crazy".
Ryan: I don't even know what the fuck a whinge is.
Me: whinge/(h)winj/Verb:Complain persistently and in a peevish or irritating way. Noun:An act of complaining in such a way. Synonyms:whine
Ryan: So quite telling me not to do it or not to or whatever.
Me: There, now you know.
Ryan: You and your fucking words.
Me: Yeah, me and my fucking words. WHAT OF IT?!
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Guys. Guise. GUYS?! GUYS.
Tom Ellis just walked into my office. Tom Motherfucking Ellis from Miranda, and Merlin, and Doctor Who. AND I. AM. DYING.
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January 2012
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Things I've Done Since Coming Down With...
Watched SPARTACUS: BLOOD & SAND in its entirety (people were not lying when they said this show was naked. Because it is VERY naked. And I’m not just talking about the ladies, because there are a lot of dicks on this show. Also, sex. And violence. And more dicks.)
Listened nonstop to “Skinny Love” by Bon Iver
Re-watched Season 1 of Being Human US
Re-watched...
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In my senior year of college I signed up for a...
because like everyone else who slowly realized that they hated their major, I was kind of freaking out about what I wanted to do with my life. It was fine. I was kind a gung-ho about it. So much so that I had this one guy write me a letter of rec, but if we’re being honest, and I mean come on that was five years ago now so why wouldn’t I be?, I probably had him write it because I had...
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Well I’m going to do exactly what I like and to hell with the rest of...
– Bel Fucking Rowley, ladies and gentleman.
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Total Time Spent on the Road: 33.5 hours. Total...
Driving across country to surprise your mom into ugly crying: PRICELESS.