- NBC's Hannibal Season 1: Yeah, there are some messed up scenes, but you can probably stomach all the blood, gore, and mutilation.
- NBC's Hannibal Season 2: You'll probably throw up.
- Friend: Shut up. I'll flay you.
- Me: You say the sweetest things.
- Friend: I'll make Ramsey Bolton look like a little lamb.
- Me: Ramsey Bolton IS the name of my little lamb.
- Friend: And you're taking him to the slaughter.
- Me: Um, I'm making a sweater out of his wool. Honestly, I don't know where this blood lust is coming from.
Go to sleep, said my brain.
Stay awake, said my brain.
My brain is kind of an asshole.
- Me: HANNIBAL.
- Me: I. AM. DYING.
- Me: The tag line of this show should be IT'S ALWAYS PEOPLE.
- Me: Totally going to name my indie band, Nightmare Stag.
- Me: Assertive Hugh Dancy is SO hot.
- Me: Hetienne Park- what a babe.